Crusty Clam Wipes - Funny Moist Wipes for Women, Hilarious Gag Gift & Party Favor - Bachelorette Supplies, White Elephant Gifts, Stocking Stuffer Essential

Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes Sweet mother-of-pearl! That’s one nasty clam! It’s a fact that an unsightly, unkempt clam will be passed up for a well-cared-for one every single time. Who wants to roll the dice and take a chance that what’s inside that clam is safe to eat? Nobody. If you notice that your clam is looking gnarly and neglected, it’s time to whip out the Crusty Clam Wipes and polish your trusty friend until it sparkles! Crusty Clam Crevice Wipes are a gamechanger when your clam has been let go for far too long. Each disposable cloth is durable and will help you freshen up every crusty crevice of that musky mollusk. A Gift Every Clam Owner Can Appreciate Friends don’t let friends ignore the health, well-being, and maintenance of their clams. After all, you’re as good as the company you keep, and once the word gets out, folks are going to question how you take care of your own clam. Protect the reputations of all the important clams in your life with Crusty Clam Moist Wipes. Filled with 15 wipes, this weird over-the-hill gift for women is a sassy and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for retirement gifts, over-the-hill gags, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or White Elephant parties.