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Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!

Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!

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The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children―and most importantly―embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Read more

From the Publisher The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for: Q: How do you get the astronaut’s baby to sleep? A: You rocket Dad Pro Tip: If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance Q: What do you call a group of baby soldiers? A: An infantry Dad Pro Tip: Remember—it’s not your job to embarrass your kids. It’s just one of the perks. Dad Jokes Super Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Holiday Edition Dad Jokes for Kids Dad Jokes for New Dads Add to Cart Add to Cart Add to Cart Add to Cart Add to Cart Customer Reviews 9,220 404 628 389 1,491 Price $5 58 $7 25 $4 30 $6 32 $7 40 Family-friendly ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Easy gift or stocking stuffer ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ Hilarious jokes to keep you laughing ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ ✓ What’s it about? Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages! MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around! All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season! For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing! Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!

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