{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-freudian-after-therapy-breath-mints-1-tin-net-wt-4oz-12g","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSometimes a long therapy session can leave you feeling drained. Freshen up your breath (and maybe your spirit) with the After Therapy Mints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCarry around this small tin of mints when you need a little pick-me-up throughout the day, but we warned - they aren't covered by insurance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach reusable metal tin is 1 3\/4 x 1 3\/4 x 3\/4 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClick the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the brand The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. Gifts for book worms, Visit the Store Star Trek fans, nature lovers, Visit the Store\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct description Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, \"Oh my god! That’s why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!\" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too. Four out of five therapists recommend for their patients who eat mints. See More\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45424763732015,"sku":"B0013LTKIS","price":13.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3498\/9615\/files\/71_kHFDR_dL._AC_SL1500.jpg?v=1780605592","url":"https:\/\/www.coziecorners.com\/products\/the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-freudian-after-therapy-breath-mints-1-tin-net-wt-4oz-12g","provider":"CozieCorners","version":"1.0","type":"link"}